EVAF Lives!!!!!

I'd rather be skinny dipping with Barbie

 

I'm waiting for one of you sick people to write something else on the bottom of my shoes other than "China".  Buy American, why don't you?

 

Washed up on the river bank, EVAF refuses to give up. His quest is to keep on his search to find his beloved Barbie.

Washed up on the river bank, EVAF refuses to give up. His quest is to keep on in his search to find his beloved Barbie.

 

 

EVAF is back in his kayak, trying to push for the search for Barbie. Yet, the water, & rocks are to much for him. It's time to try a search on foot.

EVAF is back in his kayak, trying to push on in his quest. Yet, the water's current, & rocks are to much for him. It's time to try a search on foot.

 

 

Due to rough water, EVAF pushes on in his search on foot. Faced with a torrential waterfall, he turns around, looking for another way out. Soon, he may find his Barbie.

Due to rough water, EVAF pushes on in his search on foot. Faced with a torrential waterfall, he turns around, looking for another way out. Soon, he may find Barbie.

 

 


EVAF must be losing sight of his beloved Barbie...who is Jennifer Ingaham? and why is EVAF gambling his life away?

EVAf enlists the aid of a few old friends to help find his beloved Barbie!!!

 

This mode of transportation is a bit slower than the NYC subway, but smells just the same.

EVAF fears these guys are also on the search for Barbie.  EVAF hopes to find her first

 

Not more water!!!!

EVAF wants to gather wood for a romantic fire to share with his beloved Barbie

 From the Big Apple to small town America--no signs of EVAF's beloved

EVAF waiting for a call from some old friends to see if they can help him with his search.  They agree to meet him.  You will be shocked at who they are.  Keep watching the pictures will follow  soon

OH NO!!! I've developed a fear of water.

EVAF selects an extra special gift for his beloved Barbie. 

Maybe a little something for himself.

EVAF swam for days, lost his BHS jacket and emerged in NYC dazed, drunk and hung over. He stopped in Times Square and sat on this news stand trying to make sense of it all, how he lost the love of his life, why his coat is gone, his friends are gone and why he has this dang muddy cough.


 

Shortly after arriving in Times Square the NYC police saw the EVAF and tried to make sense of his confusing story. They chaulked up the incoherent nature of his rambling to alcohol and exhaustion. They warned him to get his life together or they would throw him in the slammer.
 

EVAF arrives at St. Patrick's Cathedral in search of a warm place out of the rain. Inside he had a deep religious revelation and vowed to live a cleaner life without alcohol or gummy bears. He wants to see his Barbie again and will do what it takes to find her.
 

EVAF sits in front of a sign that says "Alive and Well" in the hopes that Barbie sees him and comes searching for him. He is out of money to get home and is hungry and cold. Hopefully Barbie will see this and come for him.....
 

 "Climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every rainbow, 'til you find your dream"

 AVALANCHE!!!!!

 

 Whew, how I like being on top in more ways than one.

 

 Swam to Haiti . .  . boy my muscular arms are tired!  Leslie . . how about a massage all over my rigid body?

  

 Time for a little prayer for the people of Haiti.

 

Yo Mun!  My new friends are great!

Sister . . can I keep him?  He would make a nice pet!

 

Now is he religious, or just looking up her skirt?

 

 

The big guy meets the little guy.  Now who is who?

 

 

Shucks . . . I thought this was going to be a menage a trois!